THE JOB - URINE TEST

Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes
and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to get that
paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test with which I have no problem.
What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't
have to pass a urine test.

Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to
pass one to earn it for them? Please understand, I have no problem with helping
people get back on their feet. I do, on the other hand, have a problem with helping
someone sitting on their behinds doing drugs, while I work. . . . Can you imagine how
much money the state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public
assistance check?

I guess we could title that program, 'Urine or You're Out'.